Silly Short Stories! The Littles

During the first few weeks of school I made sure to visit a lesson for first, second, and third grade each at least once - to see the students, let them meet me, and observe the teacher. The first graders were too busy practicing writing their letters to pay me any attention, but I enjoyed … Continue reading Silly Short Stories! The Littles

Funny things children have said to me (in school and in the wild)

"Give me chocolate!"["I don't have chocolate."]"Then give me money?" "How are you so...white?" "You are short."[But on another occasion]“Why are you so tall?” "Do you know how to make an Indian accent? Just change your t's to d's!"["Okay, do it."]"Don'd dell me whad do do!" "Ma'am, if you move, you're gay!" "Miss Maya, I'm really … Continue reading Funny things children have said to me (in school and in the wild)